PG



When Jane initially met Tarzan in the
jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she
asked him how he had sex?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in
trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it
all wrong, but I will show you how to do
it properly." She took off her clothing
and lay down on the ground. "Here" she
said, pointing to her privates, "you
must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity. Eventually she
managed to gasp for air and screamed
"What did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."